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Lugar ng mga mahilig bumanat, mapa babae o lalaki.
May banat kayo? Share nyo, at makaka -kuha din kayo. LOL

Umpisahan ko, eto para sa inyo.

JAL: Di ako naniniwala na lahat ng my buhay ay nabubuhay.
Angie: Ha? Ang gulo mo naman, bakit?
JAL: eh ako kita mo buhay pero Patay na Patay sayo.

MOOMMANESS!
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"The Stars May Fade, My Love For You Is Saved."
I don't know where the stars will GO,
I don't know if the blue sky will STAY,
But I know where my heart LIVES.

*John Allen Laxus*


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Tara gym! 

 

Baka sakaling mag workout tayo  /swt3 


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"Honesty and frankness makes you vulnerable.

Be honest and frank anyway."


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Ralph: Para kang sapatos
???: Bakit?

Ralph: Kasi sa una masikip ka, pero luluwag ka din pag inaraw-araw ka.

Oops. :))  /swt3  /gawi


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Hahaha! Realtalk, these lads made me laugh.

Akala ko ang happiness nagsisimula sa H, mali pala ako. Nagsisimula sa U ! :D

School ka ba? Gustong gusto ko na kasi ipasok si Junior ko sayo eh. Haha!

Goodnight fellas.
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"The Stars May Fade, My Love For You Is Saved."
I don't know where the stars will GO,
I don't know if the blue sky will STAY,
But I know where my heart LIVES.

*John Allen Laxus*


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^ baliw! nyahaha! Nawala na ung cheesiness. :)) at dahil jan babanatan kita.

@JAL: Dalawa lang ang p'wedeng mangyari ...

Either magmurahan tayo o magmahalan tayo.

Boom bading! Hahahaha  /swt3  /gawi



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Hahaha! Hinintay ko kasi talaga ung umaga para dito kaso late na ako nagising. /swt

Wow! Miss, ang galing mo pala.(mapapaisip sya)
Ang galing mo pala sa puzzle.

Eh, kasi ngkasalubong lng tayo Binuo mo na agad araw ko.
BOOOOM!

(Nemen bumabanat)

Kumain ka ata ng sangkatutak na asukal.
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti more.
BOOOOM!


("Thank you" ngiti sabay hawi ng buhok sa tenga )

Ok lang ba kahit ako si mike enriquez?
Dahil mamahalin at aalagaan kita araw-araw, 24-ORAS!
BOOOOOM!

o ako nlng si milenyo, at BABAHAIN kita ng pag-ibig. /heh

d bale wag mo na masyado pagisipan, d ka pa ba napapagod at kanina ka pang tumatakbo sa isip ko?

Dati di ako naniiniwala na may demonyo?
Ngayon naniniwala na ako, kasi ang kaharap ko ang isang Anghel na katulad mo.
MOOOOMANESSS!

Goodmorning fellas, kahit tanghali na sa pinas. RAK ON!

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"The Stars May Fade, My Love For You Is Saved."
I don't know where the stars will GO,
I don't know if the blue sky will STAY,
But I know where my heart LIVES.

*John Allen Laxus*


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Pde ba McDo nalang itawag ko sayo? Shy type kasi ako. (Bakit? )
Kasi kahit marinig ng ibang tao, di halata na "LOVE KO TO!"
BOOOOOOM SABOG!
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"The Stars May Fade, My Love For You Is Saved."
I don't know where the stars will GO,
I don't know if the blue sky will STAY,
But I know where my heart LIVES.

*John Allen Laxus*


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R: Doctor ka ba?
??: Bakit?
R: Para masabi ko na sa'yo lahat ng nararamdaman ko. >_<

Booo !! Hahaha


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Ang bra ay parang wallet. 

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hahaha !!! loko !


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"The Stars May Fade, My Love For You Is Saved."
I don't know where the stars will GO,
I don't know if the blue sky will STAY,
But I know where my heart LIVES.

*John Allen Laxus*


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Hindi ko alam kung banat pa toh, pero for the sake of humor ipopost ko pa rin. :P Narinig ko kagabi sa radyo eh hahaha!

Wife : Honey bili mo naman ako ng bra.
Hubby : 'Wag ka na magbra, maliit naman boobs mo eh.
W : Eh bakit ikaw nakabrief?


/heh /heh /heh

#Basag


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Ralph: Para kang sapatos
???: Bakit?

Ralph: Kasi sa una masikip ka, pero luluwag ka din pag inaraw-araw ka.

Oops. :))  /swt3  /gawi

hmmmm parang iba meaning nito ah :)) /heh



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dati ang liit mo kasi hanggang puso lang kita pero ngaun ang tangkad mo na kasi hanggang isip na kita :D

uhm may sakit ako eh pwede ba humingi ng kisspirin at yakapsule? pero kung malala na tlga ang sakit ko pwede bang biogesix? hahaha :D


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Prk: Tao ka ba?

??: Bakit? (Kinikilig pa)


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boy:Bangin ka ba?
girl:bakit??

boy: kasi unang kita ko pa lang sayo nahulog na agad ako :D
girl: weh d nga? eh ikaw kuto ka ba?

boy: bakit??

girl: kasi gusto kitang tirisin :)) boom basag hahaha 


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PRK: Globe ka ba?
??: Kasi abot mo ang mundo pag kasama ako?
PRK: Ha? Hindi, makikitext ako. Echosera toh.

/heh /heh


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JANE:  BOSSNITO

MIKKO: HUH ANU UN?

JANE: BOSS NA CHINITO HAHAHA

MIKKO: WAHAHAHA XD NATAWA N LNG AKO

 

@rodacious: bakit ganito tawag nila sa akin hahaha  



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MIKKO: si daniel padilla ka ba?
????: bakit??
MIKKO : kasi nasayo na ang lahat pati ang puso ko <3 
????: wow ah oh oh oh ohhh ohhh nanasayo na ang lahatttt :)) wla lang imbento lng hahaha 



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wag mong maliitin ang sarili mo kasi alam mo naman na ini i BIG kta :D



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Tamina !!!! sino ang gumawa sayo nito mikko?? ang lakas ng tama mo?? hahahaha!!! sapul na sapul ka sa  /lv mo ahh!!! /heh /heh

 

kanina pa kayo ahh, kanina pa tunog ng tunog cellphone ko sa mga banat nyo. ako nman! LOL ! /gg

 

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eto risky pero pag pumasok swak.

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eto last para kay mikko.

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HAHAHA!!! /flag /flag /flag

 

Yan na muna guys !!! HAHA !!! busy sa work /amf (what a really hectic day) /swt /wah


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"The Stars May Fade, My Love For You Is Saved."
I don't know where the stars will GO,
I don't know if the blue sky will STAY,
But I know where my heart LIVES.

*John Allen Laxus*





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