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@LAXUS potek anu yan haha XD 



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hahaha !!! nakikita ko lng ung mangyayari sayo in the near future.. /heh /heh /heh /heh /heh /flag


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"The Stars May Fade, My Love For You Is Saved."
I don't know where the stars will GO,
I don't know if the blue sky will STAY,
But I know where my heart LIVES.

*John Allen Laxus*


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wow ah nakikita mo future ko? cge nga pahulaan ilan magiging asawa ko este anak pla hahaha :))



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Sorry to tell you, but If I we're you I'd visit the nearest urology clinic. /gawi good luck dude! Hahahaha!

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"The Stars May Fade, My Love For You Is Saved."
I don't know where the stars will GO,
I don't know if the blue sky will STAY,
But I know where my heart LIVES.

*John Allen Laxus*


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Bakit ka pa mag aaral kung babagsak ka lang din naman? sa puso ko ^_^



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aanhin mo pa ang mala palasyong bahay kung sa puso ko eh pwede ka namang tumambay :D



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Natawa lang ako, nabasa ko sa FB :P
 

Girl: Deal tayo.
Boy: Na ano?
Girl: Na maging tayo!
Boy: Sige pero pag nag dalawang araw
mag bebreak na tayo deal.
Girl: Deal.
After 2 days nag punta yung Girl sa bahay nung
Boy.
Girl: (Umiiyak) Break na tayo?
Boy: Sinung nag sabe?
(Pinunasan ang luha ni Girl)
Girl: Diba sabi mo pag nag dalawang araw
mag bebreak na tayo.
Boy: Hinarap sa bintana si Girl anong nakikita mo?
Girl: Araw.
Boy Ilan?
Girl Isa.
Boy: Oh! Anu bang sabi ko mag bebreak lang
tayo pag nag dalawang araw

#ABAMALANDI

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boy: gusto mo ba ako?

girl: hindi

boy: bakit hindi?

girl: kasi mahal na kita :)) ang cheesy 



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si mikko talaga dami alam... hahahaha !!! iba na talaga pag inlababo.. /heh

 

eto sobrang korny daw sabi ni Lexi..

 

Allen: Naniniwala na ako sa Himala.

Lexi: bakit naman?

Allen: eh akalain mo buhay parin ako, kahit nasayo na ang puso ko.

 

BOOOM!!! korny daw tapos nangagat pa sa katawan.. /heh

 

GOOD NIGHT PEEPZ !!!


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"The Stars May Fade, My Love For You Is Saved."
I don't know where the stars will GO,
I don't know if the blue sky will STAY,
But I know where my heart LIVES.

*John Allen Laxus*


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GIRL: INLOVE KA BA?

BOY: OO
GIRL: KANINO?
BOY: TINGIN KA SA SALAMIN.

GIRL: PAG TINGIN SA SALAMIN (NAKITA SI SADAKO)NAPALUHA
BOY: BAKIT KA NAIYAK?

GIRL: SI SADAKO PALA GUSTO MO NDI AKO HAHAHA :D

 

 

medyo korni rin hahaha :D



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Prek : Alam mo para kang rebond
?? : Bakit?
Prek : Kasi nagawa mo akong STRAIGHT.

#BOOMBADING



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Ang Manyak, Madre at Tricycle Driver
Isang araw, may isang lalaking manyak na sumakay sa tricycle. Hindi pa nakakalayo, pumara sa tricycle ang isang magandang madre at sumakay sa tabi ng manyak.
Hirit ng manyak, “Sister, pwedeng pa-s*x?” sabay himas sa dibdib ng madre.
“Bastos! Walang hiya! Walang modo!” sigaw ng magandang madre. “Para, mama! Bababa na ako!”
Itinigil ng driver ang tricycle at inis na inis na bumaba ang magandang madre. Sinabihan ng tricycle driver ang manyak,
“Boss, kung gusto mong ma-s*x ang madreng ‘yan, pumunta ka
mamayang hating-gabi sa gilid ng simbahan, doon sa likod ng Ten Commandments. Palagi siyang nagdarasal doon. Ang gawin mo, magbihis-pari ka! Magsuot ka ng maskara! Tapos, sabihin mo na ‘Utos lang ng nasa itaas’ at sIgurado, tutuwad agad ‘yan!”
“Sige! Sige!” nakangising sambit ng manyak.
“Ayos! Salamat sa tip!”
Nagbihis-pari at nagmaskara ang manyak. Hating- gabi na, dumating ang madre at nagdasal sa gilid ng simbahan. Agad kumilos ang manyak,
“Sister, kant*t*n mo ako! Utos ng nasa itaas!”
Sagot ng madre, “Talaga? Sige na nga… pero sa puwet lang,ha? Para virgin pa rin ako at hindi pwede mabuntis.”
Tumuwad ang madre at agad siyang kinan*** ng manyak. Mabilis na nilabasan si manyak at hinubad ang maskara,
“Naisahan kita! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ako ‘yung manyak kanina sa tricycle!”
Nagtanggal ng wig ang madre, “Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Gago! Ako ‘yung tricycle driver!”
Wahahahahaha :))
 
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Katuwaan lng po, wala sanang violent reaction .....
Boss share ko lang kahit off topic sya thankyou :D

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good things come to those who wait

 

Work hard for what you want because it won't come to you without a fight.
You have to be strong and courageous
and know that you can do anything you put your mind to.
If somebody puts you down or criticizes you, just keep on believing in yourself
and turn it into something positive.
/no1  /no1  /no1

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Aw imba so prek, hahahahalata ka name masyado prek.. /heh
Si mikko ngayon ko LNG napansin naka scarlet rose in real life. Pagpatuloy nation yan prek. /heh

Epektibong banat ba? Eto tried ang tested.
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Lax: sana phone ka nalang.
Liz: bakit??
Lax: para pag hello palang sinagot mo na agad ako.

Good afternoon myronians!!!
On vacation di maka MyRO, enjoying the view of beautiful women playing at the pool. /gg

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"The Stars May Fade, My Love For You Is Saved."
I don't know where the stars will GO,
I don't know if the blue sky will STAY,
But I know where my heart LIVES.

*John Allen Laxus*


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Laftrip prek!!!! Hahahaha I knew it.....

allen_zpsc76006eb.png
"The Stars May Fade, My Love For You Is Saved."
I don't know where the stars will GO,
I don't know if the blue sky will STAY,
But I know where my heart LIVES.

*John Allen Laxus*


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MYRO KA BA?

 

G: Bakit?

B: May myro din ako pahingi naman ng pods :D

 

ahahahaha

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good things come to those who wait

 

Work hard for what you want because it won't come to you without a fight.
You have to be strong and courageous
and know that you can do anything you put your mind to.
If somebody puts you down or criticizes you, just keep on believing in yourself
and turn it into something positive.
/no1  /no1  /no1

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SORRY GUYS medyo busy ako ngaun sa soul searching boom :))

 

Boy: pwede bang loves n lng tawag ko sayo?

Girl: ster?

Boy: huh bat ster?

Girl: Lovester hahaha =lobster XD 
Boy: eh di babe n lng?
Girl: y...
Boy: bat y...?

Girl: cause i want you to call me Baby :D

from true story hulaan nyo n lng kung kanino istorya hahaha :))

sana maging kami na talaga <3


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good luck dude !!! /no1

 

eto banat ng girlfriend ko sakin.

 

Lexi : Para kang talagang Mens(Menstruation) sa akin.

Ako : aw ! ano ba yan babe, bakit?

Lexi : Kasi kahit na Nasaktan ako, at nahihirapan masaya ako at alam kong dumating ka na. (Yeah Baby !!!)

Ako : hahahaha !!! Boom Panes !!! /no1 /no1 /no1 

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"The Stars May Fade, My Love For You Is Saved."
I don't know where the stars will GO,
I don't know if the blue sky will STAY,
But I know where my heart LIVES.

*John Allen Laxus*


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Freezer ka ba?
Spoiler

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"The Stars May Fade, My Love For You Is Saved."
I don't know where the stars will GO,
I don't know if the blue sky will STAY,
But I know where my heart LIVES.

*John Allen Laxus*


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Fishballan ka ba?

Spoiler
/heh

 

nahawaan ako ng mga to, ibang banat na mga naiisip ko. HAHAHAHAHA!!


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"The Stars May Fade, My Love For You Is Saved."
I don't know where the stars will GO,
I don't know if the blue sky will STAY,
But I know where my heart LIVES.

*John Allen Laxus*


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X: Bumbay ka ba?

Y: Baket?

X: Kasi habang tumatagal tumataas interes ko sayo. /swt3 /swt3 /swt3

 

#Korny


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